Pick the dish. Start the wait.

The Curry Cottage

Creamy, tomato-rich, served with pilau rice and a pillowy naan.

Spice of Brick Lane

Properly hot. Comes with a sympathetic side of raita.

Maharaja Express

Coconut, almond, and absolutely no fight in it. The cosy one.

Tandoori Nights

Fragrant basmati, slow-cooked lamb, crispy onions on top.

Tony's Chippy

Crispy beer batter, chunky chips, a wedge of lemon you'll forget about.

The Frying Squad

An honest dinner. Bright red sausage, salt, vinegar, regret.

Neptune's

Two breaded fishcakes, fluffy chips, a sachet of brown sauce.

The Codfather

Pure scaffold-builder fuel. Crisp shell, soft middle.

Kebab Korner

Chilli sauce, garlic mayo, shredded everything. 2am energy.

Mangal Grill

Marinated, charred, wrapped. The grown-up kebab.

Anatolia BBQ

Lamb, chicken, kofte, rice, salad. Feeds you twice.

Mario's Pizza

Wood-fired, fresh basil, charred crust. Simple done right.

Slice Slice Baby

Stretchy cheese, spicy pepperoni puddles, hot honey drizzle.

Crust & Co.

Pepperoni, ham, sausage, bacon, beef. A farm in flatbread form.

Dough Bros

Peppers, mushrooms, olives, red onion. Convincingly virtuous.

Golden Dragon

Glossy sauce, pineapple, peppers, mountains of egg fried rice.

Lucky Wok

Savoury, smoky, with springy noodles on the side.

Jade Garden

Sweet, sour, sharp, with peanuts that'll stick in your teeth.

Wok This Way

Soft noodles, beansprouts, soy. The dependable order.

Bangkok Express

Coconut milk, basil, chilli, chicken. Lime makes it sing.

Siam Street

Tamarind-sticky noodles, peanuts, beansprouts, wedge of lime.

Lemongrass Kitchen

Slow-cooked, mildly spiced, with soft potatoes and cashews.

Kaito Sushi

Glossy salmon over warm vinegared rice. Wasabi optional.

Tokyo Bay

Crab, avocado, cucumber, topped with five fish. Showy.

Sakura Bento

Sticky teriyaki, rice, edamame, pickles. Lunchbox of dreams.

El Camino

Rice, beans, steak, guac, salsa, sour cream. Eat with a fork.

Taco Libre

Slow-cooked pork, onion, coriander, lime. Soft corn tortillas.

Nacho Average

Crispy outside, molten cheese inside, sour cream alongside.

Rooster Shack

Two patties, two slices, fries, milkshake. No survivors.

Patty Wagon

Crispy edges, American cheese, pickles. The cool one.

Honest Beef Co.

Streaky bacon, American cheese, pickles, mustard. A classic.

Cluck Norris

Crispy boneless thighs, golden fries, two dips. Sharing optional.

The Wing Den

Hot sauce, blue cheese dip, celery sticks you won't touch.

Bird & Bun

Thigh fillet, pickles, slaw, brioche bun, hot honey drizzle.

Greasy Spoon Co.

Egg, bacon, sausage, beans, hash brown, toast. The lot.

The Morning After

Crusty white, salty bacon, brown sauce. Don't overthink it.

Sunny Side

Halloumi, mushrooms, avocado, beans, sourdough. Smug.

The Crown & Plate

Roast spuds, Yorkshire, gravy, the works. Sunday's saved.

The Carvery

Pink in the middle, drowning in gravy, just how it should be.

The Veggie Pub

Cashew & lentil roast, all the trimmings, vegetarian gravy.

Scoops Ahoy

Warm brownie, vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, single cherry.

Pudding Club

Date sponge, toffee sauce, vanilla ice cream. Heat-the-thing.

Sweet Tooth

Buttery base, creamy middle, crushed Biscoff topping.